That’s why you get the big bucks, not just Penneys.
Your humor really Wards off the doldrums.
Oooh!
How does a magician protects himself from Monkey Hitman?
Monkey Wards.
That joke left me Kohl’s
Well, that was S-Mart.
(Seriously, I am wondering if anyone at Fox has tried to sell ad space on the show to Target. I mean, how could you pass up “The Human Target, brought to you by Target”? Bonus points if they have someone French refer to Chance as “the Hoo-man Tar-ghzay” : -))
Do you think this show will be any good? I’m not sold on it.
Now I’ve got the picture in my head of a guy in a trench coat who magically passes out target products out of his coat.
I didn’t like the first episode as much as I thought I would. I like several of the actors, the basic idea of it, and that it’s another show that gives us action with a little levity and fun. But I had two big problems.
.
1) Lazy details. Why was her ice different than everyone else’s, did the assassin bring a cooler of his own ice? Why did Chase take off his bullet proof jacket? Am I really supposed to believe someone would let a a train out with a “destroy the brakes” lever in the back? I’m not really interested in coming up with answers for these things, it was just distracting having them pop up without answers during the show. They’re all little things that move the plot along but don’t actually make sense. That kind of lazy writing usually ends up in the characters, too, with people doing things that don’t make sense just because it fits the story.
.
2) I don’t like Chase. I can’t explain why and I’m hoping he grows on me in later episodes. Right now he just sees like a kinda dour guy whose only flaw is that he’s so perfect that he’s bored. I’m also not enjoying Chi McBride’s character as much as I should, but maybe that’s unavoidable after how much I loved his character in Pushing Daises.
Chance removing his vest bugged the hëll out of me.
Anyone else catch the Bond homage in Chance’s choice of handguns?
Awful
The Human Walmart: Always Low Ratings. Always.
You get paid for this stuff? Yeesh.
No, he gets paid to write comics.
.
He does this more-or-less for free.
And you read it for free, so you get what you pay for.
.
PAD
No, i get a good deal more than i pay for.
The scans_daily brouhaha (Brouhaha? Ha ha ha!) was sufficiently fun that it kept me and some of my friends entertained for days, for instance…
Based on reviews i’ve read, they called it The Human Target because it wasn’t.
That was severely awful. Peter do they come and take away your “professional writer” badge and decoder ring for a time when you unleash puns like that? Just askin’… 🙂
If they did, he’d have lost it a long time ago.
The Human Sears, however, sounds pretty fierce.
***Rolling of the eyes***
Good thing you don’t make your living as a writer…
Oh wait.
I had to stop and think a moment before I got the joke. We don’t have the Target chain of stores in Canada, but we do have Wal-Marts.
Oh, I don’t know. When Hank Pym was doing his West Coast Avengers thing with pockets full of shrunken stuff that he would enlarge on demand, he could have been the Human Walmart given all the things he was carrying. 🙂
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That really Sears the mind…
That’s why you get the big bucks, not just Penneys.
Your humor really Wards off the doldrums.
Oooh!
How does a magician protects himself from Monkey Hitman?
Monkey Wards.
That joke left me Kohl’s
Well, that was S-Mart.
(Seriously, I am wondering if anyone at Fox has tried to sell ad space on the show to Target. I mean, how could you pass up “The Human Target, brought to you by Target”? Bonus points if they have someone French refer to Chance as “the Hoo-man Tar-ghzay” : -))
Do you think this show will be any good? I’m not sold on it.
Now I’ve got the picture in my head of a guy in a trench coat who magically passes out target products out of his coat.
I didn’t like the first episode as much as I thought I would. I like several of the actors, the basic idea of it, and that it’s another show that gives us action with a little levity and fun. But I had two big problems.
.
1) Lazy details. Why was her ice different than everyone else’s, did the assassin bring a cooler of his own ice? Why did Chase take off his bullet proof jacket? Am I really supposed to believe someone would let a a train out with a “destroy the brakes” lever in the back? I’m not really interested in coming up with answers for these things, it was just distracting having them pop up without answers during the show. They’re all little things that move the plot along but don’t actually make sense. That kind of lazy writing usually ends up in the characters, too, with people doing things that don’t make sense just because it fits the story.
.
2) I don’t like Chase. I can’t explain why and I’m hoping he grows on me in later episodes. Right now he just sees like a kinda dour guy whose only flaw is that he’s so perfect that he’s bored. I’m also not enjoying Chi McBride’s character as much as I should, but maybe that’s unavoidable after how much I loved his character in Pushing Daises.
Chance removing his vest bugged the hëll out of me.
Anyone else catch the Bond homage in Chance’s choice of handguns?
Awful
The Human Walmart: Always Low Ratings. Always.
You get paid for this stuff? Yeesh.
No, he gets paid to write comics.
.
He does this more-or-less for free.
And you read it for free, so you get what you pay for.
.
PAD
No, i get a good deal more than i pay for.
The scans_daily brouhaha (Brouhaha? Ha ha ha!) was sufficiently fun that it kept me and some of my friends entertained for days, for instance…
Based on reviews i’ve read, they called it The Human Target because it wasn’t.
*Laugh-In incidental music*
http://instantrimshot.com/
That was severely awful. Peter do they come and take away your “professional writer” badge and decoder ring for a time when you unleash puns like that? Just askin’… 🙂
If they did, he’d have lost it a long time ago.
The Human Sears, however, sounds pretty fierce.
***Rolling of the eyes***
Good thing you don’t make your living as a writer…
Oh wait.
I had to stop and think a moment before I got the joke. We don’t have the Target chain of stores in Canada, but we do have Wal-Marts.
Oh, I don’t know. When Hank Pym was doing his West Coast Avengers thing with pockets full of shrunken stuff that he would enlarge on demand, he could have been the Human Walmart given all the things he was carrying. 🙂