15 comments on “Why No One Want Make <i>Hulk 2</i>?”

  1. When Hulk think how much money am spent on Catwoman, it make Hulk head hurt. Make Hulk want smash! Hulk expect puny box office for woman in leather suit.

    Hulk not choosy. Hulk 2: Electric Boogaloo just fine with Hulk. If want do Hulk 2: Hulk AM the Bandit, it okey dokey with Hulk.

    Math not Hulk strong suit but Hulk figure movie be made for less than already spent on Superman movie. Hulk only person not signed to direct Superman at one time.

  2. The reason the Hulk didn’t do as well as they might had wished is because they didn’t mess with enough continuity. I mean, they even called Baner “Bruce”! Oh, and he was green! If only he would have been a she with purple skin and actually turned into Hulk 2099….

  3. Hulk make more suggestions for sequel name:

    The Adventures of Hulkeberry Finn

    Hulk Zero (Hulk sorry if that one obscure – Hulk is a Hulk of letters…would Hulk Idoru made any more sense?)

    The Empire Strikes Hulk and Puny Empire Gets Smashed!

    Attack of the Clone Hulks!! (so much better than clone Spider-Mans)(or clone Jango Fetts for that matter)

    Hulk 2: Hulk United (oh, like X-Men United sounds so much better…)

    Hulk Alive!! (taking place in the Andes mountains…)

    H2: Judgement Day (maybe Hulk travel through time to battle the Maestro?)

    ThunderHulk! (Live and Let Hulk? The Hulk Who Loved Me? HulkRaker? Hulk not like that last name…it give Hulk the no feeling…)

    After the Thin Hulk!
    Your only Hulk Once!
    Blondie Meets the Hulk!
    Ma and Pa Kettle Go To Hulk!

    …okay, Hulk bad. Hulk stop now…

  4. Puny Banner Go To Washington, Need Hulk to Save Day!

    or, of course…

    Close Encounters of the Hulk Kind
    Spider-Hulk
    Hulk, Where’s My Car?

    (And if you hated the first one, how about Not Another Hulk Movie?)

    TWL
    who won’t address the frightful concept that is OctoHulky

  7. Hulk: First studio exec to suggest Joel Schumacher get smashed!
    Luigi Novi: ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

    Aw, man. That was the funniest read in ages. Those Onion guys rock. I don

  8. Little late on the switch here… I published this link on this blog back on 7/14… Under a big “OFF TOPIC” banner in the “GETTING BACK ON TRACK” posting.

    Sheesh! That’s the last time I mention something I saw on Newsrama! 🙂

  9. At least Hulk’s movie did better than Howard the Duck’s!
    Maybe problem am Hulk pigeon-holed as action star when no one knows Hulk can do other things.
    Like Drama!
    From ‘Gone With the Hulk’:
    “Frankly Scarlet, HULK SMASH!”
    Or Comedy!
    From ‘Hulk Crackers’ (no laughing at title!):
    “Hulk once smashed puny elephant in Hulk’s pajamas. How puny elephant got in Hulk’s pajamas, Hulk not know!”
    Or even cartoon roles!
    “Hulk gladly pay Tuesday for hamburger today, or HULK SMASH!”
    Hulk can even sing!
    “It’s not easy, being green!”
    Please cast Hulk in a new project Hollywood, or HULK SMASH!

    With tongue firmly in cheek… 😉

  10. Hulk really not understand why no Hulk 2. Second biggest box office of this summer film about big green guy.

    Hulk makes note. Cast Eddie Murphy as Rick Jones, Cameron Diaz as Betty, and Mike Myers as puny Banner.

  11. Hulk wonder if anyone realize that Hulk speak like cross between Tonto and Bizarro?

  12. Maybe Hulk could audition for Shrek as the long last half-brother, well they are both about the same build, height and colour. You can just imagine the scene when they save the world!

  13. Hey, Glenn! Is there a link to the serial killer story on the front page of the issue in which the Hulk story appeared? That one was even funnier!

  14. Hulk no like puny humans make fun of Hulk speech impediment. Hulk no want to go through life with broken sentance. Hulk straight. Hulk need PAD to write big words for Hulk again. Hulk want Freddie Prinze Junior.

  15. There is a Hulk imposter amongst us!

    Ok, well contrary to what I posted here, The Hulk claims that he did not write it. Sorry Hulk! Thanks to John Jakala for posting the link to The Hulk’s blogsite….

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