It’s the end of the month, so it’s time to peruse the logs and see some of the 6731 search phrases that brought some of you here…
jonbennet: Your guess is as good as mine.
miserable failor: I presume this person wanted to search on miserable failure.
women s breasts: Here? What are they looking for…
amputee fetish: On second thought, I’ll stick with looking for breasts.
peter s bøøbš: But not these. Please, no.
young wet bìŧçhëš george takai: Do I even want to know?
bady bulding: Personally, I’m amazed this one went anywhere, let alone here.
genecktageesoink: I’d feel better if I knew what the heck this is.
nuns baseball: I thought the Penguins were a hockey team.
bill hicks overrated: Clearly, you never saw the man work.
Come back next month and we’ll see if I still have insomnia…
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All together now,
“Who’s in the league with a miserable failor,
Who’s in the league with a miserable failor,
Who’s in the league with a miserable failor,
Er-Lie in the morning!” 🙂
This reminded me of something. Are you familiar with the term Googlewhacking? No, honestly… nothing rude. But minutes, hours, days, weeks of potential fun. Or headaches.
I recommend the book by Dave Gorman – a best-seller in the UK already.
http://www.googlewhack.com/
John
I think the “genecktageesoink” is one way of spelling “geneckte gezeugte” — which *still* may not be the right spelling. In any case, it’s why Paul Baldwin (a Mike Myers character) could no longer host “Coffee Talk” on “Saturday Night Live”…he developed shpilkes in his geneckte gezeugte.
So “Linda Richman” (Mike Myers) took over, and the rest is comedy history!
Brian
If you want to hear George Takei saying “young wet bìŧçhëš” (Howard Stern plays the clip a lot) go here:
http://web.newsguy.com/anttrax/soundboard.html
His delivery is certified gold.
What always cracks me up about these google search logs is that now that you posted that, the next person who searches for one of these items will definitely find this page…and be very disappointed.
The George Takei thing is from a Daily Show ‘expose’ on discrimination against asian men in the pørņ industry. It’s pretty funny.
The funny thing about a daily show ‘expose’ is that the person interviewed doesn’t seem to know that the ‘daily show’ is fake news. Mr. Takei seemed ready to give a serious interview about asian actors being discriminated against, then they come out of left field with that. The look of suprise on his face was priceless, although I did feel sorry for him.
I can only assume google connected to this because sometime in the past you mentioned George Takei on the blog.
With their increasing popularity, I’m suprised that the ‘daily show’ can still get away with these ‘interviews’.
“Amputee fetish” is a term I used on my blog to describe how Google and blogs have a strange relationship (saying that now I’ve said it four or five times, it’ll come up in search results). I think I may have used the same example on here, so…you’re welcome. 🙂
And Miserable Failor sounds like an old Stan Lee villain
Genecktageesoink is supposed to be Yiddish, but my father didn’t think it was a real word in Yiddish. (He has only vague memory of the language from his youth.) In the context of SNL, I believe it was referring to a private area.
Now…when did someone use that word on this page that it would Google over to you? Bizarre!
As for the proper spelling? Good luck spelling any Yiddish words in English. You just try to sound them out.
Glenn,
On an unrelated note; the sidebar is down at the bottom of the main page again. I’m used to looking over and seeing if there are any new posts and now must work to look for that part of the page. My poor aching finger…. 😉
(Just thought I’d mention it 🙂
“bill hicks overrated”
Blasphemy…
Re: peter s bøøbš
That was me.
Sorry.
Sigh. Unrelated to this thread, but…
consolidate debt on
Hey, I’m no spammer!
Although, if I can interest you in a fine set of encyclopedias…
TWL
From MarvelFan:
“With their increasing popularity, I’m suprised that the ‘daily show’ can still get away with these ‘interviews’.”
Some of the people interviewed already know about the Daily Show and do it anyways.
When the Daily Show did a story on the Sims online and interviewed Urizenus from the Alphaville Herald. The producers did promise to make him look like an ášš once it was editted.
http://www.alphavilleherald.com/archives/000115.html
“jonbennet” could be a misspelling of “Jon Benet,” as in Ramsey.
“jonbennet” could be a misspelling of “Jon Benet,” as in Ramsey.
A computer is only as good as the person behind the keyboard.
I tried my own Google searching, and you get listings to here for Peter David the writer and a possible link to Amazon.com for whatever they have in stock by the author at the moment; or PeterDavid.com for the guy that sells the sports memorbilia, although I’m surprised you haven’t gotten more hits in relation to people looking for that one.
Clicking the “Feeling lucky?” icon will get you to either the .com or .net site directly, at least thats where my attempts led.
Jeff: Thank you for calling the blog spam to my attention. We keep battling against it…
Marginally off topic,
but don’t you love
those randomly generated
names on spams?
So far my favorite
has been
“genitalwartsmusical”.
Now that’s a soundtrack album
I’d like to hear.
If only they’d added “On Ice!”
Peter, how can you tell what search words brought peopel here? You have the ability to tell when someone arrived here through a link on a search engine’s search results page? And you can tell what the key words were too? How does that work?
Luigi Novi–most sites do have the ability to track where people came from. Some track where in the world, what OS, and what browswer you use too. As a webadmin, it’s often amusing to browse how people got to your site via search engines. On the business side of things, you can look at these logs to see where people find your site and if you need to tweak it to get it to come up in google and other search engines properly.
genecktageesoink: I’d feel better if I knew what the heck this is.
Well, you should have some idea, it’s from your post BUFFY Talk from Feb 5 when you were filling in for PAD. Now why someone was searching for it, I have now idea.
“ausgezeichnet”!
Thanks for the chuckle Glenn!
clue; I took German for 4 yrs and what I got for it was alot of mile long words that are a spelling nitemare!
George Takei rules!!!Howard Stern has a phony phone call To George Takei he plays all the time,even though its a prank He is great.His laugh
and the way speaks just entertain me to no end.
I have never met him ,but he seems to have a good sense of humor for the most part.
WHy all these things happen?
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