Wouldn’t it be interesting if Adam Strange were transported to Chicago because he’d been struck by a Catherine Zeta-Beam?
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Wouldn’t it be interesting if Adam Strange were transported to Chicago because he’d been struck by a Catherine Zeta-Beam?
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I don’t think we should comment on this one, because we don’t want to encourage him, do we?
Let’s just step away quietly…
😛
The way he waded through all obstacles to catch the next beam, he could be said to have a Zeta ‘jones.’
Someone was watching a special on Chicago today on Bravo…
Peter,
please,stop, my sides are hurting.
Oh, I dunno….I wonder what would happen if when Strange got to Rann, he was greeted by a wild-haired, pseudo-intellectual, foul-mouthed hippie-chick who said things like ‘oat’ when she meant ‘out’. You know, his wife….Alannis.
Hooper
You know how people have these little habits that bring you down? Like Peter. Peter liked bad puns. Not jokes, PUNS.
Well I come home from work this one day and I’m checking out some websites, and there’s Peter, on his blog, joking. No, not joking- punning.
I said, “Peter- if you pun one more time…” and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots… Into his head.
He had it comin’!
So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots… Into his head.
Thank God someone put him out of our misery.
Boooooooo
I wouldn’t mind getting hit with a Catherine Zeta-Beam. How ’bout twice.
Looks like someone had his phasers set to pun.
You will burn in hëll for that.
Bring marshmallows.
No.
“Oh yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful”
Well, at least this is better than my in-laws’ puns.
There’s nothing like a good pun.
And that was nothing like a good pun.
Would this be a bad time to mention that if Claudia Schiffer married a guy whose last name is Brains, she’d be Claudia Schiffer-Brains?
And if Wanda Hughes married Henry Kissinger, she’d be Wanda Hughes Kissinger now.
Looks like no one has seen the movie other than Rob P. and myself. Good job using the gum-poppin’ jailbird’s rant, Mr. P.
And thank you for the lovely pun, Mr. D.
So does that mean that the good Doctor Whatevershisname is actually Michael Douglas? (I’d add the possibility that, due to the Chicago connection, he could be Hugh Hefner, but not sure how many would get it …)
You’re lucky to have a forum where obscure in-joke puns like this are appreciated. Me, I say to Robin, “You know, I bet Johnny Thunder had to be real careful when he went into Thai restaurants so he wouldn’t order the pad si-iew” (which is pronounced “pahd say you”)and he just gives me a blank stare. It’s not easy sometimes.
This is what I hate about the Internet; it doesn’t transmit tomatoes and rotten eggs.
It could’ve been worse: He could have been transported at the exact moment a radio was playing the song “Walk Away Renee.”
You know what scares me? This topic got almost as many comments as the one on Buffy and Smallville.
Why not? I must concur, how could guys like Adam Strange possibly resist Zeta-Jones?
Randall wrote:
‘You know what scares me? This topic got almost as many comments as the one on Buffy and Smallville.’
– It’s the fact that the Buffy blogs get so many more comments than *anything* else Peter ever posts that scares the crap outta me… I mean, this is PeterDavid.net not Buffy.net…
Personally, the Buffy blogs are the only ones I don’t read at all. I just skip ’em because I can’t stand the show… Each to their own, though, and all that jazz…
Hm. This must be another “fans don’t understand where ideas come from” situation. As I sure as hëll have no idea where that came from!
Shawn
What made it worse for me, I was thinking he said Adam Warlock. I didn’t get it at all.
>>Looks like no one has seen the movie other than Rob P. and myself.<<
Hey, listen, don’t assume I haven’t seen the movie (or heard the original 1975 cast album). just because I don’t pull something like: Oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes we both oh yes we both reached for the pun the pun the pun the pun oh yes we both reached for the pun for the pun.
Hooper