Just got this via e-mail:
>>Hi there,
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What do you call two Smurfs making love?
SMUCKERS!
Gee, and I always thought that they were just SMURFING!
Yeah, and good luck to whoever has to introduce those dudes; “Sikharulidze” indeed!
Mike
But “with a name like Smucker’s, it’s got to be good!” Right?
You know, this entry reminded me of an old “Wheel of Morality” bit from Animaniacs.
If you have nothing nice to say, you’re probably at the Ice Capades.