December 20, 2003

HE'S ON HIS WAY

Al Gore's son, Al Gore III, was arrested for possession of pot. Last year he was arrested for driving under the influence.

All we can say is, Keep it up, AG III! If history is any barometer, this kind of behavior could be your road to the Presidency.

PAD

Posted by Peter David at December 20, 2003 11:27 PM | TrackBack | Other blogs commenting
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Posted by: Mark at December 21, 2003 12:09 AM

It's okay. He was going to smoke the pot, but not inhale.

Posted by: Michael Brunner at December 21, 2003 01:51 AM

Hey, as long as he's under 40, it still counts as a "youthful indescretion"

Posted by: Wolfknight at December 21, 2003 02:36 AM

Not really, PAD.

I mean, following that barometer, AG III's daddy would have had to be president first.

Not to mention dodged the draft by serving in the guard, and we all know that Al Gore served with distinction in Vietnam.

Posted by: Justin Fairfax at December 21, 2003 03:13 AM

Well, if I came THIS close to living in the White House and was robbed out of it, I might say "to hell with it" too...(tho this doesn't quite explain the Bush daughters)

Posted by: gvalley at December 21, 2003 07:21 AM

Yes.

All he needs to do is play the sax stoned as an employee (of either sex, we're flexible on that) plays HIS saxophone, while driving under the influence - and he'll be a political messiah, the one to finally reunite the 2 parties.

Posted by: Luigi Novi at December 21, 2003 08:51 AM

Great, all we need to do is to have grab an ass or two, and he'll be all set!

Posted by: Ken from Chicago at December 21, 2003 09:27 AM

If only Gore III starts dating his underlings at work, crash a few planes, gets into acting, fall down some stairs and flee from some rabbits, then he'd he be a shoe-in ("shoo-in"?) for president.

Posted by: artimoff at December 21, 2003 11:36 AM

He'll need to rape wanita broderic first.

Posted by: Craig J. Ries at December 21, 2003 01:22 PM

What, the GOP isn't asking for his head yet?

But then, with a little more freedom, Bush's daughters could be the Second Coming of the Hilton sisters... :)

Posted by: Andrew at December 21, 2003 04:03 PM

*shudders*

Please, don't defile this place by mentioning cheap whores, Craig. I'm a straight man in my 20s and those..."women"...make me want to vomit.

Posted by: Anthony White at December 21, 2003 04:19 PM

>>He'll need to rape wanita broderic first.<<

Show some proof.

Posted by: The Blue Spider at December 21, 2003 05:48 PM

**>>He'll need to rape wanita broderic first.<<

Show some proof. **

It's in the Constitution, right next to "must be over 36 years old"

Posted by: Dennis at December 21, 2003 07:20 PM

The second I read the title of this entry I knew you were going to do some typical Bush bashing... but even so, it did make me giggle some.

Posted by: artimoff at December 21, 2003 08:28 PM

**>>He'll need to rape wanita broderic first.<<

Show some proof.**

Proof that Al Gore III will become president if he rapes Juanitta Broaddrick?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/stories/broaddrick022599.htm

Posted by: Roger Tang at December 21, 2003 10:24 PM

The second I read the title of this entry I knew you were going to do some typical Bush bashing...

Ah, come on...doncha think that sort of thing is pretty much a sign that says "Open Season" for political wags? Of all people, politicians SHOULD get that kind of treatment....

Posted by: Robert Jung at December 22, 2003 11:40 AM

I thought making fun of Bush's daughters was a cheap shot, and I think making fun of Al Gore's son is a cheap shot. As far as I know, none of those kids have any political aspirations, and should be treated as regular private citizens until they act otherwise.

Now, if you want to make jokes about their parents, go right ahead...

Posted by: Jim Burdo at December 22, 2003 03:36 PM

It's all because Gore endorsed Dean over Lieberman, according to Michael Rivero: http://www.sicmuse.com/weblog/archives/000860.htm

Posted by: Andrew at December 22, 2003 07:34 PM

Robert -- By that logic, my taunting of homeless orphans is out of line.

(I'm kidding.I don't taunt homeless orphans...just the adults)