Villains Scheme the Darndest Things

digresssmlOriginally published May 7, 1999, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1329

“Villains Scheme the Darndest Things” was the panel topic presented to a panel at Long Island’s I-Con, the panel scheduled to consist of Joe Kelly, Dwayne McDuffie, Dave Roman, Bob Rozakis, and your humble servant. I say “scheduled to” because I only remember four people being there, including myself, but I can’t for the life of me recall who was missing, so I’m playing it safe and listing everyone. Some of the observations and discussion points to come out of it, in no particular order:

Dragon*Con 2013

I’ve been remiss in posting original stuff on this site and that’s going to be changing.

First off: I cannot tell you how thrilled I am that Dragon*Con has managed to settle accounts with Ed Kramer. I was so gøddámņ sick of having people claiming that my determination to attend the convention translated to that I supported pedophilia. Thank God that’s over.

Second, for some reason, I am not listed in the Artist Alley section. I will indeed be there at Table 25. I will have comic scripts and paperbacks of all my Crazy 8 books, so be sure to swing by.

See you there.

PAD

Movie reviews: 10 Things I Hate About You, The King and I

digresssmlOriginally published April 30, 1999, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1328

An earlier column discussed the endeavors by comic companies to try and attract new readers to old properties either by rebooting and/or retelling previously told stories with a new gloss added, or else exploring new formats that might be more “kid friendly.”

It’s interesting to note (well, interesting to me, in any event) that the phenomenon is not restricted to comics. In the movie theaters recently, I’ve come across two films that fit that particular bill perfectly. It’s a somewhat different set up, since in the comic book instances, corporations are trying to keep their existing properties afloat. In the film instance, we’re seeing rehashes of previous ideas that are intended to make a few bucks because, well… the movie makers might not have had better notions available to them.

Paul Armstrong Dudikoff responds to Phyllida Archer-Dowd

digresssmlOriginally published April 23, 1999, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1327

Well, somewhat to my surprise—and, at the same time, my lack of surprise—the opinions of one Phyllida Archer-Dowd have prompted an assorted of responses. Ms. Archer-Dowd originally weighed in on Mulan and, a few weeks ago, supported the ostensible “outing” of the Teletubbies’ Tinky Winky. Since then, there has been any number of letters in response (“any number” being my shorthand for being too dámņëd lazy to count.) After sorting through them, I’ve decided that the following—written by a Mr. Paul Armstrong Dudikoff—was likely to receive the most interest from the readers. I’m almost tempted to lock the two of them, Ms. Archer-Dowd and Mr. Dudikoff, in a room together and let them slug it out.

The missive is as follows:

Turtle Power

digresssmlOriginally published April 16, 1999, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1326

“Look, mom! There’s a comic book of the Turtles, too!”

That, as it was related to me by the comic retailer who saw it, was how it went down in his store some years ago, when Turtle-mania was at its height. There was a young boy, maybe eight or nine, and he was apprising his mother of the big discovery. In addition to the Turtles movie, animated series, action figures, plush toys, sheets, bedspreads, pillow cases, towels, board games, mugs, and what-have-you… apparently, they’d also managed to put out a comic book that tied in with them as well.

Lee Falk and The Phantom

digresssmlOriginally published April 9, 1999, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1325

Lee Falk never told me to my face how much he disliked my work on The Phantom, and for that I will always be grateful.

My association with the character, and my relatively brief tenure of working with Mr. Falk, began towards the end of my “day job” at Marvel Comics. I’d reached a point where it seemed as if becoming a full-time writer actually seemed an option. But I was aware of the adage about putting all of one’s eggs into one basket. In other words, I wasn’t sanguine about the concept of counting on Marvel as my sole source of comic book income. I figured, what if, y’know, a decade down the road, they get bored with me? Could happen.

Comics review: Age of Bronze

digresssmlOriginally published April 2, 1999, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1324

A couple of things…

I don’t usually do reviews, leaving such efforts to the extremely able talents of such folks as Tony Isabella, the man with two first names, one of which belongs to a famous queen. But there’s a relatively new title out (two issues on the stands as of this writing, possibly more by the time you read this) that I cannot recommend highly enough.

I hate to say that it’s the kind of title that we need, because that makes it sound like required reading or something that is similar anathema to most fans. Nevertheless, I think the title unquestionably falls into that category. And what I am speaking of is Age of Bronze: The Story of the Trojan War.