…catch the rerun of this week’s Smallville. And if you missed the URL, it’s http://www.christopherreeve.org.
Feb
25
2003
25
2003
BUSH/SADDAM DEBATE?
No way. Here’s far preferable ways to handle it:
1) Bush and Saddam each have to write six issues of a comic book, and whichever one outsells the other is declared the winner.
2) A footrace around the world.
3) Dunk tanks.
4) They go head to head on “Wheel of Fortune.” Substitute the “Bankrupt” slot with a “Disarm” slot.
5) Do a debate, but instead of sending in Bush, Saddam has to debate Martin Sheen.
6) Screw this inspection crap and just send in Batman.
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