It occurred to me that if they ever ran plays as double-bills, the way they used to do with movies, they should do a double feature of “The Vagina Monologues” and “Puppetry of the Penis.”
It then further occurred to me that, with genitalia pretty much covered (or uncovered) in the theatrical world, other organs should get equal time. Herewith a list of possible future plays:
“Venting My Spleen”
“Liver Spots”
“Brain Farts”
“A Detailed Appendix”
“Tongue Lashing”
“By the Short Hairs”
“Bowel Movements”
“My God, What an Asshole” (alternate
“Prostate of the Union”
“Throat Cultures”
“Butt Munching”
“Elbow Grease” (that would be the 50s rock version)
Other suggestions are welcome, frighteningly enough.
PAD
“Oh, Liver!” (The Musical)
“Spleeny Todd”
“The Ass Menagerie”
“The Shadow Nose”
“Privates Live”
“Sunday in the Park with Gorge”
“The Plays of Esophogles”
“Ack Bladder” (Adapted from the BBC)
“Shinny Shinny Shake?”
“Elbow Room”
“PADdy Got Fingered”
“Oh, Calcaneus”
“Thumb’s Rush”
“Melanoma” (“Where the cells grow so fast that it’s insane”)
“Hedwig And The Angry Chin”
“The Kidneys Are Alright”
“Eye Claudius”
“A Liver Twist”
“(fecally fecally) Bang Bang”
“Mouth Specific”
“M. Butterflies In My Stomach”
“Lats”
“Phantom Of The Ovary”
“Withnail and Eye”
And finally, a “Hair” revival, of course…
PAD, you disappoint me.
You left out the classics!
A poke in the eye
Bending your ear
(sequelae “box your ears” and “tweak your ears”)
Pull my leg
Funny bone
50 lashes for your negligence. Leave the noodle dry!
*in beavis voice* yah yah butt munching yah yah eh eh
You forgot :
“Waiting for elbow”
“Prostate-a-go-go”
“Dead poets with goatees society”
Never Kid a Kidney
Tongue Polonaise (now in its thrid smash week in Warsaw!)
Don’t forget Foot-loose! (Everybody cut, everybody cut)
Toe-leo and Juliette?
Ankles Away
“Jacob’s Bladder”
(Which was Peter’s idea when we were thinking about this the other day)
Kath
How about the James Bond classic, “Galdbladder”?
Or you could do a big musical based on the old Reader’s Digest series, “I Am Joe’s __”. Give it a twist where his body is ailing in a losing battle…you can subtitle it “Les Miserables”.
JSM
Perhaps a new version of the classics:
Loves Labia Lost
Phantom of the Urethra
Much Ado About Kidneys
[Skinned] Cats!
Jeckyl’s Hyde
Tit-tanic (obviously a large show…)
Beauty and the Breast
“Pinch Me, Pancreas!”
“Smokey Joe’s Emhazema”
“Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Foot Rot”
“Nosespray”
“Incontenance on the Roof”
“Schlong-Loose” (Brought to you by Phizer, makers of Viagra)
“The Madulas” (‘I wanna be a Madula, chilling at the base ‘a your brain…”
“Copay” (From the makers of “Rent”)
Yes, I know this is more of an insurance joke, but I work at a pharmacy, and had great, personal meaning.
But I digest
A few more Shakespeare “classics”…
The Comedy of Ears
The Merchant of Penis
Ass You Like It
The Two Gentlemen of Vagina
A Midsummer Night’s Spleen
Julias CaesEAR
HANDlet
King Ear
TOEthello
Apologies to The Bard.
Peace…
Dan
Let’s not forget the on-going story of Dick Cheney’s health problems….
The Angina Monolouges
Talking Cock is already running in London’s West End.
Suck my cock.. erhh, okay:
Penis Puppets cumming into Vagina’s speaking (monologue)
Men of Pause (then what would women be?)
‘Menopause’, of course
I am electric, vagina
I am Joe’s freaking cock (today’s modern version), based on ‘I am Joe’s …’
Bill Falpheeohsichzoby’s Underwear Realm
Cool…
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