It occurred to me that if they ever ran plays as double-bills, the way they used to do with movies, they should do a double feature of “The Vagina Monologues” and “Puppetry of the Penis.”
It then further occurred to me that, with genitalia pretty much covered (or uncovered) in the theatrical world, other organs should get equal time. Herewith a list of possible future plays:
“Venting My Spleen”
“Liver Spots”
“Brain Farts”
“A Detailed Appendix”
“Tongue Lashing”
“By the Short Hairs”
“Bowel Movements”
“My God, What an Asshole” (alternate
“Prostate of the Union”
“Throat Cultures”
“Butt Munching”
“Elbow Grease” (that would be the 50s rock version)
Other suggestions are welcome, frighteningly enough.
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