Sep
18
2002

WHAT A GREAT NAME

UN weapons inspector Hans Blix. I love that name. I keep expecting he has two associates named “Sptzl” and “Glah.”

You know, that’s a thought. Send Sugar and Spike into Iraq as weapons inspectors. By the time they’re through, Saddam will be begging us to bomb him.

PAD

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7 Comments

  • Eric L. Sofer - the Silver Age Fogey says:

    Oh, that’s great!

    “Hey, doll boy, what’s this big pointy thing do?”

    “I dunno. Push some buttons and let’s see!”

    “Red buttons! I want to push the red ones!”

    (In Arabic) >”Hey, what are those two babies doing at the nuclear launcher – the SELF DESTRUCT! RUN!”<

    (Outside, being carried away at high speed) “Wow, doll boy, that’s fireworks! Look at what we did!”

    “Yeah. Wonder why everyone’s running away?”

    “Maybe they don’t like fireworks.”

    “Silly grown ups.”

    Eric L. Sofer

    The Silver Age Fogey

    x<]:-)(

  • Robert Weichbrodt says:

    Heh, yeah, Hans Blix is swedish… It’s amazing what names can mean in foreign countries. The Pitt in “Brad Pitt” fr’instance is synonymous with the male genital organ in swedish…

  • Well, for a while here, Fess Parker’s name had to be translated as “Fier (proud) Parker”. All of that because Fesse means buttock in french.

  • Mike says:

    It could be worse. His last name could be Upp…

  • Tizzy says:

    Needless to add I suppose, that currently, the most powerful men in the country are “Bush,” “Dick” and “Colon.”

  • Avi Green says:

    They’d better start fighting against Saddam Hussein right now if they want to prove that they bring him down! Show that you can lead an effective war against terror and dictatorships, that’s how to do it.

  • J.C. Lebourdais says:

    Why send someone to Iraq (outside of U.N. inspectors)? To secure the Bush family’s oil interests?

    After all, that’s what the U.S. intervention in Afghanistan was supposed to do, right?

    J.C.

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